Slice of Life 3-15-13

Things I have learned from cartoons have mostly been from The Simpsons. Here's 13 of them.

1. Anyone can be successful
2. If you abuse your kids you can get away with it
3. Tree houses can be awesome
4. Everyone has a friend they can get to do anything
5. Parents are stupid
6. Everyone has a bully
7. Girls like bad boys
8. Babies are smart
9. Teachers are crazy
10. Bus drivers are drug addicts
11. Every town has a drunk
12. Everyone knows a Jesus freak
13. If you give a squirrel 13 eyes the EPA will come for you